for shits and giggles

My Life

So I feel like my tumblr is generally very impersonal because i just post a ton of shit that makes me laugh or on occasion something else so here is a little bit about me…

My  name is Jess and I talk wayy too much.  Quite frankly I’m probably very obnoxious to everyone other than my good friends.  I tell long convoluted stories that almost never have a point.  I go crazy when I don’t exercise… which is why this winter has been so awful. I have to bulging discs because I row and I am way to aggressive.  I once slugged a kid for pushing my little sister down a hill…oops. (I said sorry because i didnt mean to punch him it just kind of happened… he ran home crying… haha)

I am in love with anyone who has the same sense of humor as mee!!! (like my best friends my sister (one of my besties<3) and i suppose my followers! assuming you followed me because you think im funny.)

I love yoga!! Soooo much! I regularly make a fool of myself. ehh. (the other day i put both of my feet behind my head and had my friend role me around the gym… I was judged).

I am a nerd.  I am a tree huuger. AND PROUD OF IT!!! 

Anything else you want to know just ask! :))

OHHH and sarcasm… i almost forgot!!  I am possibly one of the most sarcastic people you will ever know.